Wednesday, April 26, 2006
Oh my gawd!!
I have 3 test tomorrow: history,. math and chines.
now currently trying to cram for chinese. math already revise but no hope *bleargh* History i tomorrow then revise..*bleargh*
for no apparent reason. my freaking limbs decided to go on strike today...
feeling verily tired..
Michelle Katherine went down on 4/26/2006 07:18:00 PM
Tuesday, April 25, 2006
Oh Hi!!!
today is a very terribele day. cause have to do chinese compo.
our p6 blog is dead XD . no one is bothering to post animore..
goody..
it is worse than claudia's blog......
so veryily happy.. fren in the us is getting me the teen titans dvd..
Teen Titans!!
My fave character Raven!!!
That is all for today...
bb
Michelle Katherine went down on 4/25/2006 05:01:00 PM
Friday, April 21, 2006
hi there, ok. NEW developments in my take over the world plan. But I am not going to tell u anything except that I will and I must get rid of two people.
they are *** and ***. i will not be telling you their names as you may TELL them. ok. enough of my take over the world plans.
today was ATROCIOUS!!! We were bullied!!!(exagerrating). Ok. here is how it went.:had the speech day ceremorny thing.
then got scolded by the EVIL one.
made to stand.
lag around for 2 hours then went home
.
SIMPLE RIGHT!?! It is actually not as simple as that. 1st, most of us who were scolded and punished were INNOCENT!!
It is actually the fault of some freakos who keeps on talking. so the EVIL ONE was PISSED OFF. Then she started scolding us..
STUPID!! F****** WASTE OF TIME!! It is not as all of us behaved badly or wad.... AND the ceromony thing ended at about 11. and we had to stay till 1... i could actually go home with Qian hua...
now in order to divert your attention to my good use of vulgarities, I will tell you a very nice story:
........................ Once upon a time . . . in a great castle, a Prince's daughter grew up angry and frusfrated, in spite of a kind stepmother. She was very pretty, with white eyes and short black hair cut like a boy. Her skin was rough and tan, and so she was called Snow Black. Everyone was quite sure she would become very UGLY.Though her stepmother was a kind woman, she too was very ugly, and the magic mirror told her this every day, whenever she asked it.
"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the ugliest lady in the land?" The reply was always; "You are, your Majesty," until the happy day when she heard it say, "Snow Black is the ugliest in the land." When snow Black heard this, she was furious and, mad with anger, began plotting to get rid of her STEP MOM. Calling one of her trusty servants, she bribed him with a rich reward to take The Queen into the forest, far away from the Castle. Then, unseen, he was to put her to death by choping her up. The greedy servant, attracted to the reward, agreed to do this deed, and he led the innocent Queen away. However, when they came to the fatal spot, the man's courage failed him and, leaving the Queen sitting beside a tree, he confessed upon his crime and ran off.
The Queen was all alone inthe forest.Night came, but the servant did not return. The Queen, alone in the dark forest, began to cry bitterly. She thought she could feel terrible eyes spying on her, and she heard strange sounds and rustlings that made her heart thump.At last, overcome by tiredness, she fell asleep curled under a tree.The Queen slept fitfully, wakening from time to time with a start and staring into the darkness round her. Several times, she thought she felt something, or somebody touch her as she slept.At last, dawn woke the forest to the song of the birds, and The Queen too,awoke.
A whole world was stirring to life and the Queen was glad to seehow silly her fears had been. However, the thick trees were like a wall round her, and as she tried to find out where she was, she came upon a path. Shewalked along it, hopefully. On she walked till she came to a clearing. Therestood a strange cottage, with a tiny door, tiny windows and a tiny chimney pot. Everything about the cottage was much tinier than it ought to be. SnowWhite pushed the door open."l wonder who lives here?" she said to herself, peeping round the kitchen."What tiny plates! And spoons! There must be seven of them, the table's laidfor seven people." Upstairs was a bedroom with seven neat little beds. Going back to the kitchen, The Queen had an idea.
"I'll make them something to eat. When they come home, they'll be glad tofind a meal ready." Towards dusk, seven tiny men marched homewards singing. But when they opened the door, to their surprise they found a bowl of hotsteaming soup on the table, and the whole house spick and span. Upstairs was the Queen, fast asleep on one of the beds.
The chief dwarf prodded her gently."Who are you?" he asked. The QUEEN told them her sad story, and tears sprang to the dwarfs' eyes. Then one of them said, as he noisily blew his nose: "Stay here with us!""Hooray! Hooray!" they cheered, dancing joyfully round the woman. The dwarfs said to Snow White:"You can live here and tend to the house while we're down the mine. Don't worry about your stepdaughter leaving you in the forest. We love you and we'll take care of you!" The Queen gratefully accepted their hospitality, and next morning the dwarfs set off for work.
But they warned Snow White not to open the door to strangers.Meanwhile, the servant had returned to the castle, with the chopped up pieces of a roe deer. He gave it to the cruel Snow Black, telling her it belonged to The Queen, so that he could claim the reward. Highly pleased, the stepmother turned again to the magic mirror. But her hopes were dashed, for the mirrorreplied:"The ugliest in the land is still you, not the queen, who lives in the house of the dwarfss.
"Snow Black was beside herself with rage."She must die! She must die!" she screamed. Disguising herself as an old peasant woman, she put a poisoned apple with the others in her basket.
Then, taking the quickest way into the forest, she crossed the swamp at the edge ofthe trees. She reached the bank unseen, just as The Queen stood waving goodbye to the seven dwarfs on their way to the mine.The Queen was in the kitchen when she heard the sound at the door: KNOCK!KNOCK!"Who's there?" she called suspiciously, remembering the dwarfs advice.
"I'm an old peasant woman selling durians," came the reply."I don't need any durians, thank you," she replied.
"But they are beautiful durians and ever so juicy!" said the velvety voice from outside the door."I'm not supposed to open the door to anyone," said the Queen, whowas reluctant to disobey her friends.
"And quite right too! Good person! If you promised not to open up to strangers, then of course you can't buy. You are a good person indeed!" Then the old woman went on."And as a reward for being good, I'm going to make you a gift of one of my Durians!" Without a further thought, Snow White opened the door , to take the durian.Snow Black then took out the M-18 rifle she brought with her and shot the Queen.
Now chuckling evilly, the wicked Snow Black hurried off. But as she ran back across the swamp, she tripped and fell into the concrete stirrer. No one heard her cries for help, and she disappeared without a trace(actually she was mashed up with the concrete).
Meanwhile, the dwarfs came out of the mine to find the sky had grown dark and stormy. Loud thunder echoed through the valleys and streaks of lightningripped the sky.
Worried about The Queen, they ran as quickly as they could down the mountain to the cottage. There they found The Queen, lying in a pool of blood and bleeding, the M-18 a few meters away. They did their best to save her , but it was no use.
They wept and wept for a long time. Then they laid her on a bed of rose petals, carried her into the forest and put her in a crystal coffin.Each day they laid a flower there.Then one evening, they discovered a strange middle aged man crying over the Queen(they did not know she is the Queen yet). After listening to the story, the Strange man realized that she was his wife which he thought died. He then opened the coffin and kissed her passionatly.
To every one's surprise, the Queen awakwen and even turned beautiful again. Then, all was revealed. In actually fact, The Queen was disfigured by her good freind who accidentally tipped over a pot onto her face. Over comed by grief, her friend commited suicide soon after.The strange man was indeed the King. (A few weeks later.)
The Queen, With the help of AN expert sugeon, recovered fully. The dwarfs were made to shift into the palace for " services rendered to the Queen"(actually their plot of land was slated for redevelopment.) Okay. this is the end of my story telling session.
This is only a rough adaption of SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARFS
DO NOT TRY DOING THIS TO THE PEOPLE YOU DO NOT LIKE.
(C)2006 MICHELLE
Michelle Katherine went down on 4/21/2006 08:27:00 PM
Thursday, April 20, 2006
ok..
posting today
updates: had physics and chem test.
Physics test is a killer.Not enough time to finish. i tink onli douglas managed to finish.
the cheat sheet was almost useless.. waste of my time writing it!!
then had to continue a short atory 4 english..
luv it
has been ages since i wrote anything close to a 500 word essay.
then went to this website nicholas told me about
it is really funny.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=9009370356607087264&q=NOOB
Michelle Katherine went down on 4/20/2006 09:45:00 PM
ok....
posting today again.. after one week,, today's physics test was HORRIBLE!!!! we had not enough time to finish, although douglas did...and the cheat sheet we perpared was almost USELESS.. Argh!! I think that i would fail physics..Then I had English.. Found It fun... got to write a story... luv it!!!!
then went back home
at around this time, i am currently watching a very entertaining video at javascript:FlashRequest('stateChanged',%20'"buffering",%20"playing",%200');
Michelle Katherine went down on 4/20/2006 09:35:00 PM
Thursday, April 13, 2006
hi theerre
i am so happy!!!!tomorrow good friday!!!!
means holiday!!! but i have to revise chem and physics and chinese:)
Michelle Katherine went down on 4/13/2006 09:01:00 PM
Wednesday, April 12, 2006
hi!!!
check out this website!!!
http://(put your name here).youarelame.com
look there
u will be surprised
juz changed my blogskin.
Michelle Katherine went down on 4/12/2006 07:31:00 PM
Tuesday, April 11, 2006
lol
saw a very interesting post on rachel's blog today
went to that webbie
found 10. things i did not noe about meself:
- Michelle Mak is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees.
- Scientists have discovered that Michelle Mak can smell the presence of autism in children!
- All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to Michelle Mak!
- Michelle Mak kept at the window will keep vampires at bay.
- Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by Michelle Mak fighting underground!
- Snow White's coffin was made of Michelle Mak.
- About 100 people choke to death on Michelle Mak each year!
- You should always open Michelle Mak at least an hour before drinking her!
- You can tell if Michelle Mak has been hard-boiled by spinning her. If she stands up, she is hard-boiled.
- Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Michelle Mak has 7.
then there is this sms: **********you have a new puzzle installed on your phone******
__instructions____ smash your phone against the wall__ pick the bits up_ and fix them back_______
who wanna try???
i will not be responsible for your actions.
that's all for tonite
time to daze
Michelle Katherine went down on 4/11/2006 09:19:00 PM
Friday, April 07, 2006
hi
wow!! tests coming.. CRAP
i miss my old class mates.... we dun meet very often...................................................................................................CRAPPY!!!! had principal's dialoge today... nothing much... cept one guy asked about the net ball court: whether we could play soccer there..,. stupid... question... of course not lah!! the netball court is 5 storeys up!!!!!
sigh... today was M.A.D: music awareness day.. had a nice concert from 8-9/...
Michelle Katherine went down on 4/07/2006 09:16:00 PM
Sunday, April 02, 2006
shit . today hectic day.
cme home onli to find that i have to do IS... ARGH
Michelle Katherine went down on 4/02/2006 07:59:00 PM
1. grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18 and find line four.
Eilli grinned mischievously. "you don't have a beard , Tamwyn"
2. stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
Hit the fan
3. last thing you watched on TV?
　legend of the condor heros
4.without looking, guess what time it is.
7.43.pm
5.the actual time?
7.43.pm
6. what can you hear with exception of the computer?
the fan
7. when did you last step outside?what were you doing?
3 hours ago. to a music lesson
8. what did you look at before you started this survey?
the tv.
9.What are you wearing?
a shirt and skirt
.10. did you dream last night?
dreamt that i am watching tv.
11.when did you last laugh?
1 second ago.
12.what is on the walls of the room you are in?
air-con, my own potrait of my friend, class photo, graffiti
13. seen anything weird lately?
nope
14. what do you think of this quiz?
STUPID WASTE OF TIME
15. what is the last film you saw?
ultraviolet
16. becoming a multi-millionaire overnight,what would you buy?
a house? a nice wadrobe
17. tell me something about you that i don't know.
HOW would i noe wad u don noe about me?
18. what one thing would you change about the world?
make the world bigger.
19. do you like to dance?
yup
20. George W Bush... american?
i don care
21. if your first child is a girl,what do you call her?
xuehua
22. if your first child is a boy,what do you call him?
not planning on havin any guys
23. have you ever considered living abroad?
yuppie
24. what do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
u r the richest person on earth
25. 4 people who must do this in their journal or blog:
rachel. ming yan. tiffany. and athena
Michelle Katherine went down on 4/02/2006 07:31:00 PM
